Paris Hilton cleavage

Paris Hilton has repeatedly denied having breast implants, or for that matter, any type of plastic surgery. She has said several times that she knows she has small breasts and while she wanted to have them augmented when she was a teenager, but decided against it.

But if you watch this video of hers at Spike TV awards ceremony, you can see that she has a great cleavage. I am sure gossip magazines will speculate that she has implants. In my opinion, the right bra and silicone gel pads (as in a padded bra or an enhancer bra) can easily create a subtle cleavage like this.

Jaime Pressly clothing line

We have all fallen in love with Jaime Pressly and not just for her looks. She is actually quite a good actress and that is why she got an Emmy. Like many other Hollywood celebrities that have launched clothing lines all the way from Paris Hilton to Amanda Bynes to Sarah Jessica Parker to Nicky Hilton, we now have the "J'aime Collection" from Jaime. The dresses are feminine, flirtatious, and colorful. I love them.

Eva Longoria sex tape

While one would like to think that Eva Longoria is a desperate housewife, the reality is that this petite Latina is actually married to a really tall French player (Tony Parker) who seems to adore her and had a wonderful wedding in a castle in France. So why would Eva make a sex tape with a guy called Perry Hilton. I thought this types of videos were reserved for Paris Hilton. Hey, if you want to see Eva in lingerie having a pillow fight with a hot man in her bedroom, this is the video to watch.

Smooth E celebriDUI

In the past, a scandal in Hollywood was related to hooking up, breakup, divorce, plastic surgery, topless photos, or secret weddings - not any more. The coolest thing to do now is to be arrested or sent to jail, preferably for DUI. Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Lindsay Lohan have provided excellent examples of how to do it. This inspired Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E to create this funny music video (with Kira Soltanovich) celebriDUI - it is in two parts. He goes on a crime spree to become famous. It is the same logic as that of Gossip Girl - if no one is talking about you, something must be wrong with you. The first clip sets the stage.

Now watch the actual music video.

Paris Hilton goes to jail

While OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson went scot free (though I like to believe that their accusers had their day in court and they couldn't prove their case and in that sense they are innocent) and Naomi Campbell simply had to clean New York City roads for a week, Paris Hilton had no choice but to face jail time. She criticized her sentence but the reality is that drunken driving is dangerous to others and we have to stop these people from getting behind the wheel when they are drunk.

So it is nice to know that Paris Hilton is finally behind bars and is being treated like anyone else. Watch this clip to see how she realizes the gravity of her crime and is ready to serve her time moments before she reported at the county jail.

Paris Hilton music video Stars Are Blind

We all know that Paris Hilton has no talents - unless you count partying and acting stupid (that is what she has done on "The Simple Life") as talents. That is why neither her music nor acting career have taken off. Yes, she makes money modeling and appearing at events and getting paid a ton of money for it, but that does not mean that she is talented. So watch this clip of hers - remember the song “Stars Are Blind” - complete with some really funny commentary. I am not sure if you will like the music, but you will definitely be entertained by the comments.